So over the Thanksgiving holiday, I and Viv drove to Kansas from our home in Pittsburgh. I guess I could have made it in one long ass day, but I am one of those people who stops at every dumbass place (OZARKLAND? HOME MADE FUDGE! BIGGEST BALL OF TWINE? FAMILY DONKEY SHOW?!), so I decided to take it easy on me and Vstroyer and take two days ( Read more... )

This past weekend I took my kid to DC to see her family and also the pandas, who are like family. Like the shark the panda had millions of razor sharp teeth, which they use like a hacksaw to cut through bone, candy and fences. The Chinese believe that if you find a discarded panda tooth, you have the power to summons Godzilla ( Read more... )

BYE.

IF YOU ARE GOING TOO, ANYONE WANNA SHARE A CAB TO A DIM SIM PLACE SUNDAY MORNING? LIKE 11 AM?

EDIT: IF WE GO SATURDAY, WE MIGHT HAVE ACCESS TO A CAR!

ALSO, IF YOU WANNA MEET AND GET DRINKS/COFFEE/METHAMPHETAMINES, EMAIL ME AT AMAND AT GMAIL DOT COM, AND WE CAN ARRANGE CRAPPLES.

NOT SCRAPPLE. SICKOS.

I'm taking a break. I think. I dunno. I have these urges and then they're gone with the first judicious application of beer. But you never know. Maybe it'll stick. I'll be aboot. I guess. Whatevs. Tired. Sat down and wrote eight pages of Jack/Lisa/Ianto/Gwen/Rhys domestic polyamory UNTIL 5 AM. THAT WAS NOT ON ANY OF MY LISTS. It's like ( Read more... )